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RETURN OF COSPLAYOWN'D! [Jun. 26th, 2008|02:18 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

ehsshinigami
BEHOLD THE AWESOME, AS THIS PROUD ORGANIZATION RAISES IT'S FALLEN BODY FROM THE ASHES OF FAIL AND PREPARES TO MARCH FORTH ONCE AGAIN! 

It's that time again folks, and Persacon is on our doorstep. Though it has been a long year without a cosplayowned, though we are still in mourning for the loss of our fearless leader Oni, we will shoulder on and show that COSPLAYOWN'D can never be defeated. We have survived FAILorida, we have conquered at AWA, we will now conquer at Persacon, In the glistening metropolis of Huntsville, nearest city to the town of my residence.

The Target has been decided by the oracles of the Adeptus Googleus, and it is: PIZZA HUT! Lo, when the google spoke to me, it told me of this Pizza Hizzle and decided that it's existance was too mundane and it required us, the warriors of COSPLAYOWN'D to venture forth and bring the light of Otaku and WIN.

WHO AMONG YOU JOINS US IN OUR GLORIOUS RETURN! RALLY TO YOUR BANNER, SERVE YOUR ORGANIZATION, FOR GREAT JUSTICE, FOR VALOR, FOR GLORY, FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR THEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEMPEROR!!!
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Institution of a new leader. [Sep. 27th, 2007|09:53 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

ehsshinigami
Fellow Anonymous I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to /r/aid. Let no /b/rotha deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as imageboards and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the crapflood.

The OverChan is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the trollfag invaders is self-evident. We have seen our hard drives and lolis destroyed by the calculated blows of the Party Van. We have seen first-hand our /b/rothas and memes consumed by the nightmarish Gaiafags. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Anonymous, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident boards have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you!

From this day forward, let no nigra make war on any other nigra. Let no *chan agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with furfag powers. And to all the enemies of Anonymous, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!



Now that the time of our new era has arrived, let us nevar forget the leader who came before me. ONInonymous, your memory shall be honored until your return. May your travels bless you with many stories and wisdom to share with all of us.

Now, to the task at hand. Cosplayers, Anonymous, Pool Nigras and EFGs, we have a set of three possible targets. One, is a convention in FAILorida; AnimeSouth. I have heard from many that this con is the antithesis of fail, but it is FAILorida, and most of the people there are not inclined to COSPLAYOWN'D. The other is a convention in uncharted territory, a little closer to the mason-dixon line at that. Hailing from North Carolina is the convention flagship; Animazement. I have also heard that this is a con of WIN. The third target is always a confirmed one, MomoCon--should Momocon recover from the firework incedent. As far as restauraunts in the areas of AS and Animazement, I haven't any idea, so anyone with any info, step before the Golden Throne now and lay it down on the line. The Varsity is as always the valid and confirmed target for Momocon, due to our success there in the past. It is where we began, and there we shall return.

So, COSPLAYERS! FALL IN AND STATE YOUR STATUS TO THIS COUNCIL! WE NEED TO KNOW, WHO WILL LAND WITH THE RAVE TANK ON OUR CAMPAIGN OF WAAAAAGH???
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TEN-HUT! [Aug. 22nd, 2007|01:01 am]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__
ATTENTION, COSPLAYOWN'D!

In but a week or so DRAGON*CON will be upon us! Although this is truly too massive a con for COSPLAYOWN'D! at this time, I'm highly looking forward to meeting any and all recruits who manage to make it to the ATL for what will possibly be the best convention of the year.

Also, this year's Dragon*Con marks a time of sadness and loss for COSPLAYOWN'D!, as yours truly, your fearless leader Oni-sama, will be shipping out for Basic Training in the Navy shortly after AWA...which is the topic of another post to come after Dragon*Con.

On a positive note, I am now hosting a live call-in internet radio show! I would like any COSPLAYOWN'D! members who are able to not only listen in but participate and tell your stories and memories of the COSPLAYOWN'D! you took part in. Showtime starts at 9pm Eastern Standard Time, and goes on until 10pm or later if we're just that damn good.

http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=40819&cmd=tc

Look forward to seeing you there!
Until next time, CONTINUE THE AWESOME!
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MetroCon Aftermath Report [Jul. 11th, 2007|12:18 am]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__

TODAY'S QUOTE: "Something made of so much win cannot possbily exist where there is so much utter FAIL!"

It was on the Saturday of MetroCon that I, your Fearless Leader, voiced those words to my Second-in-Command. With those words all possible hope of COSPLAYOWN'D!ing Hooters vanished into the hazy fog of FAIL that enveloped that con.

No matter how many times you hold a convention, it will always be somebody's first time. You MUST run your convention with that one truth in mind. MetroCon did not do this. MetroCon failed. And I, as your Leader, will not allow something as AWESOME as COSPLAYOWN'D! to take part in such fail!
Let it be known that until the Day of ROCKening, the Day of The AROCKalypse, COSPLAYOWN'D! will never again return to Florida or any of it's conventions. The Holy Light of Awesome fails to shine upon it's accursed sweltering lands.

Let us turn from the snotty pissants of MetroCon to our next objective, easily attainable and close at hand already!
Let us turn unto the city that first gave birth to COSPLAYOWN'D!
Let us turn, my friends, to that great and glorious city that is the jewel of the south....ATLANTA!

For in but a month or so the greatest convention that has ever taken place upon American Soil will be upon us! Five straight days of non-stop convention life! That's right: IT'S DRAGON*CON TIME AGAIN!

What better a time or a place for COSPLAYOWN'D! to truly come into it's own?! Details will come as plans develop! Stay in contact for further plans! This previous weekend may have sucked balls for us, but this upcoming convention will be our salvation!

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IT'S GO TIME, PEOPLES! [Jul. 3rd, 2007|05:23 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__

DATA TRANSMISSION FROM COSPLAYOWN'D! HEADQUARTERS
CLEARANCE LEVEL SIGMA-DELTA-NIGRA
COSPLAYOWN'D! MEMBERS - AUTOMATIC CLEARANCE

The time is almost upon us, my friends! Soon those of us who are able to will embark upon the long journey to Tampa Florida for MetroCon 2007. Saturday night, at 8:30pm, COSPLAYOWN'D! will BEGIN! The hordes will be called and gathered, and we shall set out for Hooters.

I write this with grave tidings as well, however. Much of MetroCon is engulfed in that loathsome wretchedness known as DRAMA; and there are those who are actually OPPOSED to COSPLAYOWN'D!'s modus operandi of GLORY and AWESOME. I was actually threatened that if COSPLAYOWN'D! is attempted I could be arrested for disturbing the peace. I was also told that I could also be kicked out of the convention as well, if COSPLAYOWN'D! occurs.

As you all know, this of course means now we HAVE to do this! Not just for AWESOME, but FREEDOM! 
WILL YOU STAND WITH THE ONI!? WILL YOU JOIN THE HORDES?

WILL YOU COSPLAYOWN'D! HOOTERS AS WE COSPLAYOWN'D! THE VARSITY!?

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oh SNAP! WE GOTS US A TARGET AGAIN! [Jun. 21st, 2007|07:26 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__
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[Current Location |COSPLAYOWN'D! Headquarters]
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]
[Current Music |GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS - Motley Crue]

As you know, MetroCon is rapidly closing in on us. The first weekend of July is but a week and a half away.
Major Terry Bogard thought he had us a worthy target with the Hard Rock Cafe, but after further research and study of the proposed target it turns out that it is in fact a Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino; and while going up to the Blackjack Table to try and order a cheeseburger would be rather damn funny, we just aren't going to do it.
Also, Shinigami Bogard has been demoted down to Major, because of his lack of intel but mainly because Major Terry Bogard just sounds cooler than Captain Terry Bogard. MAJOR BOGARD! FWHOOOO!

But on the the topic at hand. I have at last decided upon our target for MetroCon's COSPLAYOWN'D! 
Ladies and Gentlemen...this year at MetroCon....COSPLAYOWN'D! is storming....
HOOTERS
I had been suggested Bennigans, but after some thought decided to settle upon Hooters for the following reasons:

ONE: The food is damn good, and not very expensive.
TWO: It's fscking HOOTERS, for crying out loud! NOBODY is going to see this coming! Hordes of cosplaying geeks, flooding a T'n'A themed restaraunt? They're not going to know what the hell hit'em! It will be a most epic invasion of reality, a triumphant assault upon the norm! Besides, half of female cosplayers wear skimpier crap than what the waitresses wear, and some of them LOOK BETTER THAN THE WAITRESSES!

I consider this a chance for major AWESOME to be achieved. We will shock, startle, and confuse the hell out of the banal norms as our numbers flood through the doors of Hooter's, and our victory against mediocre mundanity will be assured! Their plastic smiles and plastic bodies cannot stop us! Their condescending mannerisms cannot sway us! WE ARE COSPLAYOWN'D! WE WILL HAVE AWESOME!
WE MARCH! FOR HOT WINGS AND OYSTERS AND CHEESEBURGERS!
HOOTERS! WE MARCH TO YOU!

COSPLAYERS! PREPARE FOR AWESOME!
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My feelings towards Persacon... [Jun. 17th, 2007|06:14 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

notusachan
The following video accurately sums up my feelings towards the failed COSPLAYOWN'D plans for Persacon.



A few of us were going to go to Olive Garden anyway on Saturday, just to go, but then we remembered that there wasn't enough car for us all to get there. Bah.

Anyhow, if any of you are curious, the rest of my pictures and the videos I've uploaded so far are here: http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b330/usachan/Persacon%2007/


I tried to spread the word of COSPLAYOWN'D there as much as I could ^^
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METROCON UPDATE: WE GOTS US A PARTYVAN! [Jun. 15th, 2007|06:28 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]

AS the Fragwagon is (as previously stated) fragged, the state of getting to MetroCon was somewhat in doubt.

AS my parents are the coolest, most kick-awesome people on the face of the damn planet, they have offered me use of one of the two Family Vehicles: The Ford Aerostar Minivan.
PARTY VAN TO METROCON! 
As the van (henceforth to be known as The Partyvan) uses more gas than the Fragwagon, I'm going to be requiring dedicated funds to it's fueling from all passengers...of which there can be up to SEVEN, if we leave the back seat in, five if we don't and use it for packing space. The Partyvan possesses a CD player stereo, but alas no DVD player.

Those who are interested about more and have my number should call me. THIS ONLY KEEPS GETTING MORE AWESOME!
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Cosspace has been infiltrated... [Jun. 15th, 2007|01:18 am]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

notusachan
http://www.cosspace.com/cosplayownd

If there is anything else you think the page needs, tell me and I'll fix it. Although not sure if I'll get around to it before this weekend is over... being the only member still going to Persacon and all, I'm somewhat busy this weekend XD Never fear though, for I shall be spreading the word of us while there!

But yes, back on topic. There's also a group on cosspace for us, and the link to that can be found on the profile page. Under where it says "My Groups". Not too hard to figure out, eh? :P


I think that's all.... *listens to the cat macro song over and over again* Ahem, anyway.

Private Usa OUT! ^^
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ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET US NOT GO TO PERSACON. 'TIS A SILLY PLACE. [Jun. 13th, 2007|08:05 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!

__oni_no_kaze__
[Current Location |COSPLAYOWN'D! HQ]
[Current Music |Peach Headz Addiction - Breath Frequency, BLACK LAGOON OST]

Instead, COSPLAYOWN'D! has found itself a bigger, better, and awesome target.

METROCON

A link for the convention I has for you all: http://www.metroconventions.com/control.cfm
The guest list is off the chain, the area is perfect for this time of year, and according to First Captain we've got ourselves one HELL of a target...THE MOTHERFUCKING HARD ROCK CAFE!

YES, YOU HEARD ME! WE'RE COSPLAYOWNING THE HARD ROCK CAFE! This will be the second COSPLAYOWN'D! event ever held, and by GOD if we didn't just get handed a good one! Many thanks go out to Will for bringing this to my attention and suggesting we cancel the Alabama Incursion.

This will give all COSPLAYOWN'D! members a few more weeks to save up cash for the event, and to finish whatever preperations are necessary (cosplay-wise), and to PLAN. Let's be frank, people; PersaCon would have been a rather half-assed affair and profited us nothing in the long run. It's still a small convention in a small and rural town, and the only thing we'd have gained from it would probably be Olive Garden asking us to please never come back again....which, while it would have been funny, wouldn't be incredibly helpful to our reputation.

MetroCon is being held in Tampa, Florida. The con location is right on Tampa Bay; just go and read about the location if you really want to get blown away. There are so many damn things we could COSPLAYOWN'D! that it's not even funny. Also, many people known to The Elite of COSPLAYOWN'D! shall be in attendance; these people will hopfully be recruited as well as many cosplayers at the Con.
The tenative plan is to form a Cosplay Convoy down to the con from Atlanta, made up of cosplayers from both Alabama and Georgia. This is just an idea right now, but with luck and some communication we'll be able to pull it off.

Corporal Elf-chan, you're now responsible for going to the MetroCon website and printing up any and all necessary directions and/or information. First Captain Will (henceforth to forever be known as First Captain Terry Bogard) is responsible for getting in touch with those possibly involved with The Cosplayer Convention Convoy (henceforth to be known as The 3C). I myself will continue to keep in touch with everyone involved and keep the lines of communication working here on the LJ.
Due to the fact many of those soon to be involved with COSPLAYOWN'D! are more active on MySpace than Livejournal, I've taken it upon myself to initiate construction of a COSPLAYOWN'D! MySpace. Eventually I hope us to have our own little messageboard website; but until then stay tuned in to this LJ and the soon-to-be-made MySpace for all further COSPLAYOWN'D! updates.

So there you have it. 
COSPLAYERS! THE TIME IS NIGH!
PREPARE YOURSELVES 
FOR AWESOME!
PREPARE FOR METROCON!

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