|Institution of a new leader.
||[Sep. 27th, 2007|09:53 pm]
COSPLAYOWND: SHOCK AND....GWAAAH?!
Fellow Anonymous I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to /r/aid. Let no /b/rotha deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as imageboards and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the crapflood. |
The OverChan is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the trollfag invaders is self-evident. We have seen our hard drives and lolis destroyed by the calculated blows of the Party Van. We have seen first-hand our /b/rothas and memes consumed by the nightmarish Gaiafags. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come my fellow Anonymous, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident boards have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you!
From this day forward, let no nigra make war on any other nigra. Let no *chan agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with furfag powers. And to all the enemies of Anonymous, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
Now that the time of our new era has arrived, let us nevar forget the leader who came before me. ONInonymous, your memory shall be honored until your return. May your travels bless you with many stories and wisdom to share with all of us.
Now, to the task at hand. Cosplayers, Anonymous, Pool Nigras and EFGs, we have a set of three possible targets. One, is a convention in FAILorida; AnimeSouth. I have heard from many that this con is the antithesis of fail, but it is FAILorida, and most of the people there are not inclined to COSPLAYOWN'D. The other is a convention in uncharted territory, a little closer to the mason-dixon line at that. Hailing from North Carolina is the convention flagship; Animazement. I have also heard that this is a con of WIN. The third target is always a confirmed one, MomoCon--should Momocon recover from the firework incedent. As far as restauraunts in the areas of AS and Animazement, I haven't any idea, so anyone with any info, step before the Golden Throne now and lay it down on the line. The Varsity is as always the valid and confirmed target for Momocon, due to our success there in the past. It is where we began, and there we shall return.
So, COSPLAYERS! FALL IN AND STATE YOUR STATUS TO THIS COUNCIL! WE NEED TO KNOW, WHO WILL LAND WITH THE RAVE TANK ON OUR CAMPAIGN OF WAAAAAGH???